Loony view from Ealing

Why don't all the other candidates endorse me

9th July - The most exciting day of the campaign so far happened on a day when I wasn't there. Five Labour councillors in Ealing have defected to the Conservative Party, and two of the independent candidates apparently don't want to win any more.

Why don't all the other candidates go the whole way and endorse me? Don't they realise that I am the most brilliant and charismatic candidate, with the most sensible policies?

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